Functional Lab Reviews
Stop guessing.
Get the answers your body is hiding.
The bloat. The fatigue. The weight that won't shift. The hair falling out. The hormone swings that make you feel like a stranger in your own body. Your labs hold the clues to all of it.
Why a lab review changes everything
Your GP runs basic panels. We run functional analysis — looking at optimal ranges, not just 'normal' ranges that miss early dysfunction.
A GI Map reveals the exact bacteria, parasites, and inflammation markers driving your bloating, food sensitivities, and immune issues.
A DUTCH test maps your full hormone picture — not just a single snapshot — showing how your body metabolises oestrogen, cortisol, and progesterone across the day.
A comprehensive blood panel catches the thyroid markers, iron studies, inflammatory markers, and metabolic signals that standard tests miss entirely.
This isn't another generic health check. Our team reads your labs through a functional lens — connecting the dots between your symptoms, your biology, and the root cause driving it all. You'll walk away knowing exactly what's happening and what to do next.
Choose your path
Whether you already have recent lab results or need to order tests, we've got you covered.
We'll order the test for you, ship it to your door, and once results are in, our team provides a full expert review. Choose the test that matches your primary concern:
GI Map + Expert Review
Best for: Bloating, IBS, food sensitivities, autoimmunity
The gold standard for gut health. Maps your entire microbiome, identifies parasites, bacteria overgrowth, candida, leaky gut markers, and digestive enzyme function. Reveals exactly why you're bloated, reactive, or inflamed.
Complete microbiome mapping
Parasite, bacteria, and yeast detection
Inflammation and immune markers
Digestive enzyme and absorption analysis
Full expert review with personalised insights
Test + Review
Included
Home collection kit shipped to you
DUTCH Test + Expert Review
Best for: Hormone chaos, perimenopause, mood swings, weight gain
The most comprehensive hormone test available. Unlike blood tests that capture a single moment, the DUTCH tracks your hormone metabolites across the full day — showing how your body produces, uses, and clears oestrogen, progesterone, testosterone, cortisol, and melatonin.
Full oestrogen metabolism pathway analysis
Cortisol curve across the day (not just one reading)
Progesterone, testosterone, and DHEA levels
Melatonin and neurotransmitter metabolites
Full expert review with personalised insights
Test + Review
Included
Home collection kit shipped to you
Blood Panel + Expert Review
Best for: Fatigue, hair loss, thyroid concerns, metabolic issues
Not your standard GP blood test. This is a comprehensive functional panel covering 62 different biomarkers — full thyroid (including antibodies), iron studies, vitamin D, B12, inflammatory markers, HbA1c, liver function, and more — analysed through functional optimal ranges, not just 'within normal.'
62 biomarkers covering all major body systems
Full thyroid panel (TSH, FT3, FT4, antibodies)
Full iron panel, B12, folate, vitamin D
hs-CRP, HbA1c, liver markers (ALT, GGT, bilirubin)
Cholesterol markers, eGFR, and CBC
Full expert review with personalised insights
Test + Review
Included
Home collection kit shipped to you
Not sure which test is right for you? Based on your quiz results, our team can advise which test will give you the most answers. Book a free discovery call and we'll point you in the right direction.
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